ӝTheHalcyon
Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother
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Review Code
Windows
Graphics Score: 4
Sound Score: 6
Control Score: 9
Story Score: 7
Fun Score: 10
Replay Score: 6
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Aug 2, 2008 - 8:26 pm
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Surgery with a pizza cutter, salad tongs, corkscrew and etch-a-sketch?? Darn skippy!
adultswim.com is famous for some gruesome games, but easily the goriest cheese that they serve is the Amateur Surgeon series. In the third installment, you play a pizza delivery boy named Probe who learns -- from a whacked-out doctor -- Bleed -- with a shady past.
Using the tools of your trade (and by that, I mean pizza delivery, not doctoring), you perform back alley operations -- and sometimes exterminations -- on a host of psychotic and suicidal characters.
The game itself is a riot. The graphics are complete cheese -- but a very fine cheese -- and the play itself is a bit addictive. You actually care if the guy on your pool table dies, and I've found myself screaming "noooooooo!" more than once when I've had to replay a level before moving on.
Like all of adult swim's games (that I've played so far), it keeps your place for you and allows you to spend five or seven minutes using your pizza cutter to slice people open and then your stapler and zippo to stich and cauterize them closed, then move on to something more important, like letting fish eat dead skin from your feet.
Definitely more fun than a root canal.
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ʊchillinvillain
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Pokemans
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