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Let Us Not Go to Camelot...


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...'tis a silly place.

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    ɤteflonpaladin

    General Rioter

    And after the spankings...

    ::wicked grin::
    11.13.08 10:24 pm
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      ӝTheHalcyon

      Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother

      Oh! Yes! A spanking, a spanking!
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      Haly
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      11.14.08 3:11 am
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    ɤswordhorder

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    Monty Pythons quest for the holy grail.....FTW!!!!!.........
    We're Knights of the Round Table,
    We dance when ever we're able,
    We do routines and chorus scenes
    With footwork impeccable.
    We dine well here in Camelot,
    We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.....
    YAY............wooooooo
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    11.13.08 10:25 pm
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      The Lego version of that scene is THE BEST.
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      11.14.08 3:11 am
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        ɤswordhorder

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        They should do the whole film in lego!
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        Why haven't you got Mount & Blade yet?
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        11.14.08 10:58 am
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          ӝTheHalcyon

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          HAHAHA! That would be awesome.

          But yeah, I bought it on DVD -- even though I had like 3 different copies on VHS -- JUST for the Lego scene.
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          Haly
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          11.14.08 6:45 pm
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    ѻzionwingmaster

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    i love 3 word blogs there the best.
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    HEATHEN!
    I am the DM, I can give out random nonsensical bonuses if I want to.
    11.14.08 1:03 am
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      :dieslaughing: Yes!
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      11.14.08 3:10 am
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    ɤteflonpaladin

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    Well, I suppose I could stay... for a bit.

    ::setting his shield down::
    11.14.08 4:26 am
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    ʊKingofClubs

    Will still put out for chocolate.

    It's amazing that 40 year old humor can still be shared and be funny.
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    Don't worry the raisins will save us.
    They're SUN DRIED!!
    11.14.08 7:17 am
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      It's just a FLESH WOUND!
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      11.14.08 6:47 pm
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        ʊKingofClubs

        Will still put out for chocolate.

        I found a witch, may we burn her?
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        Don't worry the raisins will save us.
        They're SUN DRIED!!
        11.15.08 1:54 am
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          ӝTheHalcyon

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          I'm not a witch, I'm NOT a witch!
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          11.16.08 2:46 am
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            ʊKingofClubs

            Will still put out for chocolate.

            but she looks like one!
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            Don't worry the raisins will save us.
            They're SUN DRIED!!
            11.16.08 4:17 am
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              ӝTheHalcyon

              Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother

              This is NOT my nose, it's a FALSE one!
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              11.16.08 6:08 am
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                ʊKingofClubs

                Will still put out for chocolate.

                well..... we did do the nose...


                and the hat...

                BUT SHE'S A WHICH!
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                11.16.08 5:35 pm
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                  ӝTheHalcyon

                  Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother

                  But she has got a wart!
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                  11.16.08 7:39 pm
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                    ʊKingofClubs

                    Will still put out for chocolate.

                    well she turned me in to a newt!
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                    11.16.08 8:04 pm
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                      ӝTheHalcyon

                      Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother

                      ... ... ...I got better.
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                      11.16.08 8:26 pm
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                        ʊKingofClubs

                        Will still put out for chocolate.

                        BURN HER@!!
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                        11.17.08 8:14 pm
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                          ӝTheHalcyon

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                          And why do witches burn?
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                          11.17.08 9:15 pm
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                            ʊKingofClubs

                            Will still put out for chocolate.

                            ..

                            >.>
                            ..


                            -_-


                            casue they're....


                            made of wood?
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                            11.18.08 12:01 am
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                              ӝTheHalcyon

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                              Exactly!
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                              11.18.08 1:59 am
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                                ʊKingofClubs

                                Will still put out for chocolate.

                                so how do we tell weather or not she is made of wood.
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                                11.18.08 2:22 am
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                                  ӝTheHalcyon

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                                  BURN HER!
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                                  11.18.08 2:25 am
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                                    ʊKingofClubs

                                    Will still put out for chocolate.

                                    *angry face*

                                    you mised built a bridge out of her
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                                    11.18.08 2:32 am
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                                      ӝTheHalcyon

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                                      "And HOW can we tell if she's made of wood?"

                                      "BURN HER!"

                                      "Besides that."

                                      "Build a bridge out of her?"

                                      "Ah, but can bridges also not be made of stone?"

                                      I didn't miss shit.
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                                      11.18.08 5:01 am
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                                        ʊKingofClubs

                                        Will still put out for chocolate.

                                        meh,, it's been far too long
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                                        11.18.08 5:04 am
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                                          ӝTheHalcyon

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                                          No excuse.
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                                          11.18.08 5:27 am
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                                            ʊKingofClubs

                                            Will still put out for chocolate.

                                            awww....
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                                            11.18.08 7:36 am
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    ʊIrishancest

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    Ever seen it in Lego?
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    I'll have a loil, on the rocks.
    Come Riot over in Napalm Chat: http://www.napalmriot.com/chat/
    11.14.08 7:19 am
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      HAHA! Yes, it's one of the special features on the DVD.
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      11.14.08 6:46 pm
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    ɤswordhorder

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    Nothing beats the very first scene......the famous coconut scene! Here it is---- http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lvh_C8MqtM ...............lol to the max!!!!!
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    11.14.08 11:02 am
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAA!

      :dieslaughing:
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      11.14.08 6:48 pm
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    ӝCoolhand2

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    Bring out'cha dead!
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    "He who uses a stick in the dark is blind, but he who... sticks out in the dark is... fluorescent!"
    11.15.08 2:17 am
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      Pie esu domine.... Donna a es requiem! *THUD*
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      11.16.08 2:45 am
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        ӝCoolhand2

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        You know you're doing that right, when you wake up and have NO clue where you are.
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        Remember, the answer is always 42.

        "He who uses a stick in the dark is blind, but he who... sticks out in the dark is... fluorescent!"
        11.16.08 8:17 pm
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    ɤteflonpaladin

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    ::sings::
    Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
    He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
    He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
    Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

    He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
    Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
    To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
    And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

    His head smashed in and his heart cut out
    And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
    And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
    And his pen....

    Thats enough music for now, lads!
    11.15.08 2:26 am
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      When danger reared it's ugly head,
      Brave Sir Robin turned and Fled...
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      11.16.08 2:44 am
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    ʊHAL

    Puts on his supersrs face

    Ha...haha...ha...

    We kinda did that song in chorus back in High School... ha....
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    11.15.08 12:49 pm
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      I have to push the pram-a-lot!
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      11.16.08 2:42 am
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        ʊHAL

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        Dum dum dum dee dee dum dee dum dee dumm.....

        <_<
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        11.16.08 2:26 pm
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          LOL
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          11.16.08 7:38 pm
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            ʊHAL

            Puts on his supersrs face

            I have to put on my super posh voice now...
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            11.17.08 8:50 pm
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    ɤswordhorder

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    This is quickly turning into a collection of quotes from holy grail!! But i'm not going to stop it !!!!!


    Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
    Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt!
    Sir Bedevere: A newt?
    Peasant 3: [after a long pause] ... I got better.
    Crowd: Burn her anyway!
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    11.15.08 8:00 pm
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      HAHAHAH! :dieslaughing:

      That was kind of the point.

      Your mother was a hamseter, and your father smelt of elderberries!
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      11.16.08 2:39 am
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    ɤteflonpaladin

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    Let me go back and face the peril!

    No, we have to go find the grail - come on...

    Can't I have just a little peril?

    No, it's too perilous.
    11.16.08 5:38 am
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      Oh..... .... .... SHIT!
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      11.16.08 6:07 am
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    ɤteflonpaladin

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    The other kings thought I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it anyway.
    <q> and it sank into the swamp...
    So I built another one...
    <q> and that burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp...
    But the third one stayed up! And that's what you're getting lad -the strongest castle in these isles!

    But I don't want any of that... I'd. Rather. Just... SING!
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    Don't want to marry her? Why not? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huge... tracts of land.

    11.16.08 5:43 pm
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      ӝTheHalcyon

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      NO! No, no....we'll have none of that while I'm around.

      Now. You two...make sure the prince doesn't leave until I get back.
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      11.16.08 7:39 pm